Hello everybody. Aside from my rather serious posts I would like to step away from these serious subjects and focus on an even more serious subject...pizza. Listen to me on this, I'm gonna show you reasons and facts about pizza and why it is beneficial for your individual self and for the rest of the human race. 1. Pizza will never hurt you Aside from the obvious fact that pizza can almost all the time be classified as an unhealthy food for you, this is undeniably true. However, in a social situation, being that humans are very social animals and become healthy individuals when around others, some things about socializing with people can be a drag. One of these feelings include isolation. When you are alone either literally or mentally pizza can always be your anchor to reality and tell you that you aren't alone, it will love you and you will love it because it is delicious and a happy tummy means a happy mind. 2. Different Methods of Consumption The human race has come a long way in terms of progress for our technology, behavior, culture, language, and anatomy. But the one adaptation that has always grown parallel with human development was the discovery of tools and methods to preform certain actions using our gifted intelligence. When a human eats a slice of pizza, it is traditionally eaten from the front, slowly working your way up to the crust and if you are one of those weird people who don't like the crust then this doesn't apply to you because you aren't human. Stop reading this post now. I'm serious. Go away. Why are you still reading this go away you freaking weirdo go to your crust free home and cry that you can't bring yourself to enjoy the finest part of the pizza. Anyway, the different methods of eating pizza like folding it like a taco or rolling it up like a join....pizza roll...pizza roll yeah. This teaches early man to use his brain for solving complex problems. 3. Pizza is the Answer for Everything Coming from experience, I'm almost positive that almost everyone reading this has had a sense of being lost. Well, if you step back and take a deep breath then you will be able to smell of that dank pizza to guide you on the right path. When you are struggling with your homework and you feel like you will never get it, just have a slice of pizza and you will automatically become so smart that you can do it. When you feel like you've fallen and you can't get up, just reach of for that long piece of stringy cheese to pull you up and get you on your feet.
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wollf
12/6/2015 11:21:40 pm
Yes. just yes!!!
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Jarred
12/10/2015 11:28:44 am
Soooo true pizza is the answer to life
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Taylor
12/10/2015 11:35:02 am
Pizza is yummy in my tummy
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Cristian
12/10/2015 11:45:17 am
"Happy tummy means a happy mind" lol great blog
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Sofia
12/10/2015 01:36:19 pm
Pizza = life
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Ky
12/10/2015 01:54:14 pm
Pizza always reminds me of that night.
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Juan Tyler Ito
12/11/2015 09:58:04 am
5/10- IGN GET REKT SCRUB
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Adam
12/11/2015 10:50:07 am
Legendary writing. Garlic bread goes very well with pizza
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